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Curmudgeonly Ways

September 30th, 2008 by Brandon Watson

So it seems that Richard Stallman has proclaimed that cloud computing is stupid.  It appears that Larry Ellison has voiced a similar sentiment.  In case you missed some of the other claims made during the roll out of new technology:

Stanley Schuster, famous horse breeder and seller c. 1910 – “These stupid cars are just a fad.  They aren’t going to love you like a horse.”

Robert Valchek, Polish military tactician c. 1936 – “I’m not sure about this whole tank thing.  It’s stupid really.  What soldier wants to sit inside of tin can, separated from his enemy?  I just don’t see how those things make any kind of an impact.”

James Vanderslotten, home radio salesman c. 1945 – “Moving plays in your living room?  What a waste of time.  Customers want the intimacy of performances acted for them in the comfort of their home, not nitwits on a impersonal screen talking about house cleaners.”

Howard Hallet, big band conductor c. 1962 – “This rock and roll nonsense is nothing but noise.”

Bill Gates, Microsoft CEO c.1981 – “640k is all the memory your computer will ever need.”

Donald McAvoy, Encyclopedia Brittanica salesman c. 1995 – “Disk based encyclopedias?  Who wants that?  People buy encyclopedias because they want to have the books…to turn the pages.”

Joe Stinson, owner Corner Video Rentals c. 2004 – “Mail delivery of DVDs?  Seriously?  What a joke.  How do you browse through titles?  What about the last minute pickup?  What a brain dead idea.”

There you have it…plenty of curmudgeons who have staked their claim on history with some pretty prescient pronouncements.

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Financial Bailout as a VC Pitch

September 25th, 2008 by Brandon Watson

Suspend your imagination for a moment and imagine that Treasure Secretary Paulson is a one time successful entrepreneur who is coming to a VC looking to raise money for his next venture.  Perhaps that conversation would go something like this:

Paulson: So, I’m here to raise $700 billion dollars for my new venture.  I see a unique opportunity in the marketplace of which I want to take advantage.  I have built out the business plan, and am here to raise some money.

VC: OK.  So what’s the idea?

Paulson: I want to invest in some mortgages.

VC: Interesting.  And how do you plan to make money?

Paulson: Didn’t I cover this already?  I have a business plan.

VC: But we haven’t seen the business plan.

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Information Technology and the Financial Crisis of 2008

September 23rd, 2008 by Brandon Watson

It should go without saying that the current financial crisis is going to loom large over the business plans of young and new software companies.  In fact, there is an article out that suggests that the removal of Lehman and Merrill from the buyer pool has reduced the IT budget of the financial services sector by 6%.  Let’s let that marinate for a moment.

It’s one thing to have a cyclical contraction in spending.  It’s another thing entirely to compound that problem with demand destruction.  Worse still, the demand destruction is not due to a symptomatic pricing issue, but rather the abject removal of key buyers from the market.

Even more complicating is the difficulties in financing businesses operations.  I’m not talking about raising venture money, but good old commercial credit.  Many companies use debt for expansion, and many times that expansion includes computer systems.  Companies are now having their hands forced to not just pay lip service to lowering their CapEx associated with IT, and moving it to OpEx.  They have no CapEx dollars left.  They need (must) find a way to fund software and services.  Enter SaaS business models, and the Cloud more broadly.  I would expect a knee jerk and rapid migration of buyers in the market to seek out SaaS solutions for line of business applications, and a reduction in spending on CapEx associated with IT.

Here’s the sad irony of the current financial debacle.  IT is what got us here.  IT has been wielded as an offensive asset for many of these firms.  The calculations required to price and model out many of the derivative products they were buying in insane.  I almost took a job at Merrill working on their Fixed Income Derivatives desk back in 1995.  Scary.  Here’s what’s more scary: my Fixed Income homework from my FNC235 class (*there’s a nod to all Wharton peeps who ever had Prof. Basak) is what got me the job.  The MD actually said “hire this guy.  I can’t make heads or tails of his homework and he got them all right.”

People worry about Google being the current incarnation of Skynet, but I would look more to the systems which have been handed the ability to make trades for humans based on human created models which very few people understand, much less can maintain in such manner as to adapt to what are being called 10 sigma events.

I was in NYC when 9/11 happened.  I remember a quote that still hangs with me: that we suffered a failure of imagination in our ability to stop the terrorist attacks.  There’s a similar sentiment to be had here.  The failure of imagination in the building of these models has led to many models essentially acting (reacting?) the same way, causing herd like behavior in a flight to or from assets.  The combination of programmed trading, naked shorts and no uptick rule has led to some serious unintended consequences.

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I’m A PC

September 18th, 2008 by Brandon Watson

That’s right, I’m a PC.

I wear no suit. I build amazing products. I enable software developers to realize their deams. I’m a PC.

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Cloud Zen

September 10th, 2008 by Brandon Watson

If your cloud provider falls over, but you have no customers using your app, did it really fail?

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